brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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