PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
He kissed a someone with a penis
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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