which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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