dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
whose ass print is on the piano?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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