I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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