physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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