i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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