My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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