I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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