My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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