I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He? As in you personified your dick?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
The adults are the big ones right?
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