everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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