Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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