Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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