I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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