Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
BRING THE BAGELS
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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