i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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