Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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