I want to stick my p in your. b.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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