well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Just pee around me
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Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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