He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
pray to the hookup gods
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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