yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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