guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
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I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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