Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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