We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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