I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
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