Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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