I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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