She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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