NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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