it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
i think i just naturally attract stoners
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
