Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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