I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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