You work out of a Hotel?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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