i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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