Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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