so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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