so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
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Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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