I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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