i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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