just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
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i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
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I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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