You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.