He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...