I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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