Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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