I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
My balls are so social today.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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