i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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