I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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