so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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