Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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