It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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