let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
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Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
So vagazzling was a success
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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