OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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